I remember, way back when, thinking that Blagojevich was the biggest disgrace. Now, he doesn’t even rate in the top 50 shittiest people in contemporary US politics.

what freaked me out was how far i was and how quietly i said “alexa” and the bitch still picked it up. so no i don’t want this face spray thing.

MY BRAINMEATS, THEY HAVE BEEN SCATHED

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

When you see the word fuck printed, do you find it jarring? Does it remind you of times someone has looked at you with hate in their eyes and made you feel rightly unsafe? I dont need to wait for your self serving response to know the answer to that question. Unless you’re willing to say the word nigger in a room…

Post-apocalyptic scifi is always a little vague about what exactly starts the war between humans and machines. We should have known it’ll be some dude giving his AI girlfriend one too many facials.

Really ANY group of people.

11. Company outings

Subsidized wheat, sugar, and corn.

I read your comment as Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovitz. Yikes!

Don’t get weird about it by being intrusive or vulgar, but acknowledge that you now both are attracted to girls, just like you and your guy friends are. If a base friendship already exists, it wouldn’t be hard to say go out on the town and you can be her wing guy and she can be your wing girl and enjoy observing…

Obama and Michelle did all they could to warn the voters. It’s not Obama’s job to get off his ass and do anything. He tried. Trump won. People didn’t listen. We should literally be humble and grateful if Obama decides to do anything at all.

This administration is more willing to protect statues and monuments of racists than actual people whose lives are going to be torn apart by this.

No, Obama should say nothing and stay out of this. Sure, it’s a shitty result, but you know what —the overwhelming majority of WHITE MEN in this country, 53% OF WHITE WOMEN, 15% of LATINOS, ESPECIALLY CUBANS, votes for this asshole knowing he was a sexist, racist pig. They wanted this result. And when President…

“So, what five things do you do to not quite make ends meet?”

If you’re worried about world population growth, better to focus on global investment in women’s education. That is proven to bring down birth rates drastically without anyone being a dick about other people’s reproductive choices.

I choose to believe that the “BO” sign-off doesn’t actually stand for Barrack Obama, but is instead literally Bo, his dog. Obama himself was just staring at the page for ages trying to think of what you even say to a man like Trump and then on having to go off any do other important things, then just got the dog to…

Everytime I hear clips of W, I throw up in my mouth a little. He ruined my 20s and I assumed that he would be the dumbest president of my lifetime. Now he sounds like a goddamned genius.

It does take remarkable effort and thought to not just write, “You’re a complete piece of shit and I can’t believe nobody has murdered you yet. Watch your fucking back, dipshit, I know how to get in and out of this house.”

He thinks its all special for him.