Yeah, I mean… She ain’t wrong. As a white dude, I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a little bit racist from time to time. We all are. You either lie to yourself about it for your own benefit or admit that no one is perfect for everyone else’s benefit.

Yeah I mean if Tate’s sister thinks she should sit in jail as punishment I understand. But saying the crimes are going to happen again is ridiculous.

Several of those actors are not using their given names (though they kept their surnames).

I appreciate that you also state the niceness of a Kroger when referring to one. There is no middle ground with Kroger, they are either nice or complete trash castles.

I love Jurassic Park so one of the first pieces of art I bought to hang in our daughter’s nursery features that quote:

So... she’s a STEMinist?

I went into paleobotany because of Laura Dern’s character in Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Park holds up extremely well, honestly. The female lead is wearing sensible clothes given her profession and no one stops her from doing her job because she’s a woman. The young girl is the hacker and Goldblum is the shirtless eye candy. All the dinosaurs are female!

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

Confession: the more I hear this song, the more I like it. I don’t want to like it but the heart wants what it wants.

ITA. Girl could shut her entire enterprise down right now and buy that farm and never worry about money again.

Thor’s hammer......?

I’m in a similar situation. Fun fact! In Chinese families, the wife doesn’t usually take the husband’s family name.

That is good momming. A+ momming.

Bless my mother for establishing this blanket rule:
“If a teacher/coach asks you to do something you’re not comfortable with, don’t do it and I will 100% back you up if you get in trouble.”

I used it once when my swim coach tried to punish me via embarrassment by making me jog around all 6 little league fields barefoot…

This. On paper this sounds like a bullshit change. But then I think of all the time that I only get 1-2 rezzes (every single time). I always hang onto her ult in an attempt to save it up for a really good opportunity only to have everybody die when I’m not there.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Unfortunately when my son was about three, in the tub, when all of a sudden he exclaimed, “Mama, there’s a hole in my butt!” That shit was not in the parenting book.

Calvinist or Hobbesian? We’re talking tigers here.

I remember this horrible craze so clearly—in terms of the horrible, destructive impact on our country and our culture, it was a case of journalistic malpractice as egregious as the political coverage that destroyed Hillary Clinton and gave us Mad Donald.