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Lindy is one of the greats!

I hate talking about myself. The number one question I hate when meeting someone is “So what’s your story?” Fuck that, we’re not on the bachelor.

A proposed bill will make animal cruelty a federal felony. [CNN]”

Same.  She’s the best president we never had but for the love of god I hope she sits out this round.

Hot pockets count?

It’s cute that you think it’s possible to have left over mashed taters

Wonder if this is related to how I can instantly fall asleep in a car

She seems like a delight and I wish the best for her!

She dated seann penn and Seth McFarland. Pitt is actually a step up

Should have been an onion instead of a tomato :p

Between this and the three fund article lifehacker is finally giving good financial advice.  

Nothing like being reminded you’re just an object!

search “buy nothing <city>” on Facebook and see what pops up. It’s a local sharing economy where you can post things for free and gift them to people who want them. It feels more like your items are going somewhere useful than just dropping them off to goodwill.

WW is basically a modified calorie counting app now. Instead of a Candy bar being 200 calories it’s 10 points, and you only get like 20 a day or whatever. Healthy foods are much less or free. I got pissed when coconut oil was an absurd amount of points for its relative healthiness and stopped using it. It includes

It’s even more impressive because she had a personal connection to him and still did the reading and said no

It kills me when I play with literal kids already being toxic.  I don’t have the skills to playfully dismantle their bullshit without them just turning it up louder.  The culture really is terrible.

You do realize that could have just as easily ended with him being enraged that he was “emasculated” by you and taking it out on your sister, right?

Instagram embeds never load on iPhone for me - ideas? If I scroll fast enough it flashes the image then turns white.

My neighbors used that at the beginning of the year, then a couple weeks later the January correction happened.  Then it took 6 months to get back to that level and now here we are again.  It’s almost like people have no idea what they’re talking about!

His video about the cat that looks like grandma has me in stitches every time.  Then I looked at his feed and he has a similar style yelling at his dog fighting a snake and I got sad.  But that cat.....