XB1 user says 900p is “fine.”

Fuck off, Charlie. Nobody cares. Your lame recaps are longer than DW shooting scripts.

I don’t understand why anyone would want any car with a superfluous pedal and useless knob.

inb4 WAHHH HERP DURP DURP *home improvement sound*

The degree to which you overestimate the rarity of the skill set required to operate a motor vehicle is actually incredible.

First of all, it was a seagull. Second, it was at Skydome in Toronto, you incalculable moron and probable fatso.

lol Dad.

The fear is palpable.

Plus, it’s significantly shorter than “lolweareincrediblyfucked”

You racist piece of shit.

If you’ve purchased a physical copy of a PC game in the last decade, you got nothing coming.

lol.

LOL at people who buy physical software.

lol this is what you get

OK.

The obvious amount of effort that went into crafting this comment for a Gawker Network website simultaneously makes me excited and fearful for the future of humanity.

Look: It’s a distillation of everything wrong with America, American television and American sketch “comedy.”

GREETINGS FROM THE SOCIALIST PARADISE! (CANADA)!

“grow the fuck up,” said the adult human on The Internet.

You just proved that most so-called Libertarians are merely conservatives who smoke pot.