It’s hilarious how this article about a cool and badass Canadian results in a bunch of pedantic Americans squabbling about their political ideologies.

/buys Rolls-Royce

The trials and tribulations of The Eternal Virgin.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

“I’m ignorant AND stubborn! Cater to me!”

“Go to a place, draw a sword, cast Quen, roll around a lot.”

WITCHA = Most noxiously overrated (mostly by autistic virgins) game franchise of all time.

I want a game, not an interactive homo-fest.

what about steam cleaning?

Your superior moral posturing on the internet is so noble.

Fortunately, we got to see the Terrible Mother on global tv, so hopefully she was sufficiently shamed for her neglectful “parenting.”

Way to justify your ugly wife.

LOL at anyone who buys a 350 hp AWD Ford

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We’re in such a weird part of the uncanny valley right now.

To what, exactly, do you feel you’re entitled, Nathan?

See, grown-ups have these things called “credit cards.”

Ever think that maybe the reason support sucks is because of all the children crying about a lost dollar?

What is better about Origin?

What kind of “support” do you need to use Steam?