It’s hilarious how this article about a cool and badass Canadian results in a bunch of pedantic Americans squabbling about their political ideologies.

Better than being an eternal internet virgin.

Fuck Idaho.

A well-reasoned point that successfully trolled fatsos and tub-o-lards.

“Deserve’s got nothing to do with it... Faggot”

Your ignorance is only rivalled by your hubris.

Just know that those are going back through your window later.

What.

“Food quality wise I firmly believe Chick-fil-a should be more in the circle of Chipotle than McDonalds.”

You deserve everything bad that happens to you, but I’m sure you know that.

That’s a bigoted opinion and indicative of human garbage-ness.

And people seriously question if America is in decline.

Every time I pass a Chick-Fil-A I marvel at how many people are don’t care about publicly identifying as human garbage.

Everyone has an opinion, but not everyone’s opinion makes them human garbage. Get over it.

/buys Rolls-Royce

The trials and tribulations of The Eternal Virgin.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

“I’m ignorant AND stubborn! Cater to me!”

“Go to a place, draw a sword, cast Quen, roll around a lot.”

WITCHA = Most noxiously overrated (mostly by autistic virgins) game franchise of all time.