If you deserved a Range Rover, you wouldn’t be asking Doug DeMuro for advice.

It never ceases to amaze me what Americans deem salacious.

DURR If it’s not MURICAN and putting out at least 400 HP, it’s not worth my minimum wage.

also, LOL at “we.”

Haters always jealous of the best.

You’re goddamned right.

Cry more, bitch. LOL

You mean GLA45 AMG

This is what you fought for, bitch, so shut up and enjoy it.

Just how small does my penis have to be to join this gang of outlaws?

You are an embarrassment.

What is your point?

But how small is your penis actually?

basic

That sounds like actual hell.

What’s the motivation for doing buyer’s guides for the shittiest American vehicles?

The idea that there is any conceivable scenario for which an Impala is remotely close to “perfect” is laughable. ^Ha

Leaves GameStop, goes to WalMart... #MURICA

I would also like to know who is “we”?

So murican.