What a great life he has! Let’s all declare him a hero, while people who actually do something worthwhile aren’t successful in this society.

As a sixth generation Texan, please shut up. People like you are why the rest of the country laugh at us.

That seems like a decent target market: girlfriends and kids.

Because he wants to finish the full redneck job. It already has the wheels.

These are way cool, E39 M5 wheels look DOPE on it.

don’t act like you didn’t think it was pretty interesting and were secretly hoping for a full-on riot like the rest of us.

Yeah, get your shit together, Canada. This isn’t hockey where you can pelt babies with beer cans willy-nilly. This is baseball! Where we pelt grown men for flipping pieces of wood.

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Study after study shows that increasing lanes increases the number of drivers and congestion remains the same. The reverse is true too, decreasing lanes has no net effect on congestion see here and here and here. Road that have undergone these transitions have also been shown over and over again to reduce accidents.…

I thought the secret to burning fat was diet and exercise.

It is, though, right?

Goodbye!

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