Texas: If the guns and cops don’t kill you, the cars will!

Wait, are you asking your wife or the woman beside you?

The tires and tank of gas alone on that thing probably cost more than $600.

This is the comment equivalent of an “I’m With Stupid” T-shirt with an upward-facing arrow.

This is a man who knows how to enjoy success.

Oh, look; it’s an autistically reductive drawing from xkcd.

Check your facts, mister.

Another stupid smattering of jingoism from Tyler Rogogogoway.

Would you rather “go to space” (and by go to space, I mean, have an air force pilot sit in a canister) or have a guaranteed income, universal healthcare, free university education, etc., etc.,?

Nobody wants to use your crappy spacestation anyway.

As a Muslim, I must say I am intrigued by the prospect of 72,000 virgins in one place.

Is it possible to play this as a pure petting simulator?

The only positive takeaway from Ryan Reynolds’ affinity for motorcycles is his higher than average chance of dying on a motorcycle.

Of course he was shopping for a Mustang

It’s incredibly obvious, if you have attention for details.

I can’t imagine being an eternal virgin, but there you go.

How does it feel to hate fun and life?

Faggot.

Cunt.

Fuck you and your jingoistic propaganda blog, faggot.