I want a game, not an interactive homo-fest.

what about steam cleaning?

Your superior moral posturing on the internet is so noble.

Fortunately, we got to see the Terrible Mother on global tv, so hopefully she was sufficiently shamed for her neglectful “parenting.”

Way to justify your ugly wife.

LOL at anyone who buys a 350 hp AWD Ford

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We’re in such a weird part of the uncanny valley right now.

To what, exactly, do you feel you’re entitled, Nathan?

See, grown-ups have these things called “credit cards.”

Ever think that maybe the reason support sucks is because of all the children crying about a lost dollar?

What is better about Origin?

What kind of “support” do you need to use Steam?

If you deserved a Range Rover, you wouldn’t be asking Doug DeMuro for advice.

It never ceases to amaze me what Americans deem salacious.

DURR If it’s not MURICAN and putting out at least 400 HP, it’s not worth my minimum wage.

also, LOL at “we.”

Haters always jealous of the best.

You’re goddamned right.

Cry more, bitch. LOL