You mean GLA45 AMG

This is what you fought for, bitch, so shut up and enjoy it.

Having experienced both, sitting trapped inside a car on a Los Angeles freeway is akin to being buried alive. It’s an inescapable feeling of powerlessness, helplessness and decay. So, I don’t believe you.

You know that humans survived before air conditioning, right?

The inverse of what you described has already happened in the American South, but the catastrophic effects have largely been contained.

So you prefer this instead?

Just how small does my penis have to be to join this gang of outlaws?

You are an embarrassment.

What is your point?

But how small is your penis actually?

basic

Gawker, keep publishing posts about guns on Gizmodo, because these savage nuts are hilarious.

WAHHHH I CLICKED SOMETHING THAT I DON’T LIKE

I live in Canada and we don’t kill each other with guns.

That sounds like actual hell.

What’s the motivation for doing buyer’s guides for the shittiest American vehicles?

The idea that there is any conceivable scenario for which an Impala is remotely close to “perfect” is laughable. ^Ha

Leaves GameStop, goes to WalMart... #MURICA

So what are you complaining about?

If you’re running ~50 tabs, the problem isn’t Chrome and the solution isn’t a faster browser; it’s psychotherapy.