Or get a computer with 16+ GB of RAM like the rest of the world has been running since 2013.

Aw, poor baby needs more RAM.

I would also like to know who is “we”?

So murican.

Your terrible mixed metaphor seems to imply that Jobs isn’t an obvious scumbag.

Strong counterpoint.

*twang*

Definitely.

Nope, you’re a redneck.