Pretty sure he accidentally became president while trying to promote his new tv channel.

I’m reminded of this story from Allen Iverson about walking into Villanova in college and seeing some guys in prison jumpsuits with a sign saying “Allen Iverson: the next MJ OJ”, and how JT3 reacted.

I wish players/coaches would do this more

What could possiblie go wrong? Oh. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong...

Your take on ads has merit but if I ever find myself on the recieving end of a ‘structured settlement’, whatever the fuck that is, I will walk to the ends of the earth to avoid giving JG Wentworth my business.

Folks about to have kids are so adorable. In addition to the birth plan (“hey doc & nurses, I know you’ve delivered hundreds of babies, but here’s how me & my wife want things to go based on our internet research”) bet Brandon and his wife have discussed how Junior can have a pacifier, but only until 3 months, how the…

Fuck you Jerry Reinsdorf & Kenny Williams. You COULD have paid this contract to Machado, and invigorated your fan base in an even greater way than it was last offseason, but you CHOOSE not too.

Dundon done?
Dun-dun-dunnn!

Gads, I wish they still made movies like that.

That’s the problem with today’s generation - no appreciation of subtlety or the classics…

This reminds me of my absolute favorite story from the life of Jesus: Jesus and the Centurion. For those not familiar, Jesus, after giving his Sermon on the Mount, was approached by a Centurion or a delegation on his behalf (the account varies depending on which gospel you read), who pleaded with Jesus to heal a…

You should be very proud, Guy Ritchie, you, uh, you got a beautiful home here.

It was a good plan! I bet he’s pleasantly (well, as pleasant as he can be anyway) surprised about how well it worked.

You know, I have not thought about the early Michael J Fox classic Midnight Madness for literally decades until I saw your user name.

The Bears and now the Patriots have shown the rest of the NFL how to completely stifle McVey and the Rams.

If you can nullify the run game, the team is pretty much worthless. I expect Goff to be gone in the next 2 seasons, maybe even before.

When your spades partner forgets you declared nil.

Baseball’s financial system is so badly skewed toward older players; if he were to stay with the A’s and take just two years to reach the majors (which would be pretty fast), he’d then have three seasons making around $500k before seeing anything approaching real money. It’s not just possible, but expected that he…

He will be cut 6/1/18. They save about $1.1M in dead cap space ($5.2M vs $4.1M) if they cut him after. If they cut him after 6/1/20 then the dead cap space is only around half a million, but the only thing crueler than cutting him before next year would be making him walk out onto Soldier Field in a Bear uniform to…