In front of whom he is jerking off?

It’s too bad the clips omit Jesse Ventura’s ad libbing after WWE accidentally aired the botch on Summerslam.

Watch literally any interview he did with Randy Savage and marvel at the fact that not only did he never break, he kept the interview from devolving into utter insanity. Rest in peace, an absolute legend. 

Meanwhile, Charlotte’s AAA team leads the minors in average attendance, and the Rays’ own AAA team, the Durham Bulls, is not far behind.  

Not ah Fingah!

That seems high for the decoder pin and low for the "major award", although maybe the former is warranted is you really like red cabbage?

Will Smith is 5 years older than Uncle Phil was when Fresh Prince started.

Go ahead, move them out to Rosemont, Schaumburg, or Naperville, they’ll still tell everyone that they’re from Chicago

Could have been worse. I think Bittersweet Symphony garnered ALL profits to go to the Rolling Stones manager and the Verve’s songwriters who wrote the lyrics had to take their names off and put Jagger and Richards on instead. 

I was anti-Jack Morris as Hall of Famer for a long time. Still am, I coincidentally ended up at Jack Morris Day in Minnesota this past August. As I sat there, I realized “Eh, who fucking cares? Life’s too short to care about a Hall of Fame. Just go to Cooperstown, enjoy some history, and stop at the old mill and get…

I’m picturing some modern American being transported back to 1920's NYC or something. They gotta eat boiled meat or some sort of weird sandwich for food, gotta drink fermented cat piss to get drunk, then they have to fight off an escaped zoo tiger that got into their house because it’s the 1920's. Then they gave to…

Let’s talk about Babe Ruth, and then decide if any modern player could keep up.

Also the dentist. I went to the dentist in September for the first time in like 15 years because of some pain I’d been dealing with for more than a month. Don’t let this shit fester!

The Magic Loogie Incident really tarnished his reputation.

I’ve been saying exactly that for years!

?? I hrdly know her!!

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

They should have gotten a coach with fewer miles.

Are the 3-D glasses distributed at the park, or do we need to bring them from home?

Papa John’s pizza gives me bubble gut and hot snakes.