Posted this gif on Greenwell’s tweet about no more staff, but seems appropos here as well. Best of luck to you all. Thanks for the bears, Diana. You did great!

pretty sure the “rich people” aren’t the ones at the OTB/casino or buying marijuana. Hilarious take, CTU.

They forgot to turn left.

Anyone can flip, but can she break Joey Chestnuts record for eating 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes?  Doubt it.  

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Mr. Ped 

I Never Had My Butt Fingered: A Cautionary Tale.

Disagree. No one talked about the fingering of buttholes in this clip.

You would take 70/62 to say that whites are overrepresented by about 13% and 17/13 to say that blacks are overrepresented by about 31%. Taking the numerical difference in the percentages tells you nothing about representation other than binary direction.

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

In terms of spelling out words a lot I can only think of three: P-A-R-K, R-I-D-E and W-A-L-K. The dog knows what’s up. 

The only way this could be more Chicago is if you ended up blacked out at the Hangge Uppe later that night.

Advice from a backpacker with lots of gear made from the stuff: learn to love the “patina” that develops on Titanium. It makes it uniquely yours.

Disney and Marvel hash out Holland’s future (Holland in background)

Pfft, I’ve seen that trick before

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

Was Sterling’s plane behind them in the pattern?