Are the 3-D glasses distributed at the park, or do we need to bring them from home?

Papa John’s pizza gives me bubble gut and hot snakes.

Even if no superstar decides to sign with the White Sox, because they won’t, it’s just nice to have my team talked about every once and awhile 

Several analysts have put the White Sox in the running for Harper and Machado as well, because of the strength of the young players soon to join and them having the 2nd most salary cap room in the league. This, of course, is negated by the fact that either player would have to choose to sign with the White Sox. They…

To me Cillian Murphy’s role as Judge Scarecrow seemed like it was intended for Ledger’s Joker.

Played correctly, tic tac toe is a game that can’t be won.  Am I the only person still alive who has seen the movie “War Games?”

Perfect headline Laura. 

I’m concerned about guys that dont know when their wives are at work.

This is the best headline I’ve read in a while.

I’m surprised I had to scroll so far down for such a comment.

cum-content factory that owns the Ultimate Fighting Championship

To be fair, expensive fake implants have often been a ticket to success in Los Angeles.

I live that every Sunday!

Scariest game of my childhood:

That’s a great list. I’d add Beachhead and Beachhead 2, which use the same death sounds. 

STAY AWHILE... STAY FOREVER... HAHAHAHAHAHA!

All that should matter to a boss is that you get your shit done, and a shitty boss is one who doesn’t trust you to do it. I’ve met people who stay at work for hours on end and do absolutely nothing.

I hated Dan Marino, but if he were playing in this era, he’d be throwing over 6,500 yards and 70 touchdowns per season.

Haley resigns. Sessions is fired. Graham is appointed AG. Haley is appointed to take over for Graham. I know how the shitbird sings.

Reminds me of one of the greatest Fat Guy plays I’ve ever seen: Keith Traylor’s interception return, pushed 60+ yards (almost to a touchdown) by the magical ‘01 Chicago Bears: