My name’s not Chazz, it’s Chester.
And l understand if you don’t love me any more.

You deserve so many more stars for this gem of a reference.

I said this last time it popped up, but if you take any season/era of SNL and actually watch all of it - not just the highlights/best-of’s/compilations - it’s always been incredibly uneven, and the show leaning heavily on current events means it doesn’t age well, especially if you don’t remember/weren’t alive during…

The perfect graphic representation of “ Oooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiit”

Should’ve worn the duster, you jabroni.

My favorite part of that clip is the organ music providing a quaint backdrop to the entire affair.

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

“A Khalil Mack is a world class pass-rusher and edge defender. But a draft pick could be anything! Even a world-class pass rusher and edge defender!”

If my boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs! 

Heh, I remember a classic SNL skit that touched on that when Carson was retiring:

I would’ve never guessed TJ Maxx and Marshall’s sold so much Nike shit.

I bought a laptop/saddle bag from a “Leather Passion” store at Amazon which fits both my 17” laptops plus cords and accessories with room for several pads of paper. (They had smaller bags too.) The problem is that it didn’t come with padding to protect the laptops. I had to make my own padding from neoprene, but…

I bought a laptop/saddle bag from a “Leather Passion” store at Amazon which fits both my 17” laptops plus cords and…

Keith Hernandez: “This is quite possibly the worst era in Mets history.”

This particular amusement park (which I used to work at) is a part of Cedar Fair. Cedar Fair is currently in a lawsuit with someone who was hit by a dropped cell phone (on another ride) and has had several reconstructive surgeries on their face.  So, yeah it actually can be kind of a big deal.

My obvious choice, given the connection (yes I know boxing is not baseball)

It was a Mark Buehrle start and she had to leave early?  Were her dinner reservations for 2:30 or something?

Propped up on your elbows on the wall-to-wall carpet in your parents’ den on Saturday mornings.

I gave up my Cubs hatred in late October of 2005, but I still found this funny.

I’d be betting on the leader being at -9 or -10 by the end of the day, so it looks like he’ll be four/five strokes back.

My barking dog is giving you a star.