Thinking about how hard it will be to capture a zombie....what if the zombie that Jon Snow brings back to Danaerys is Jorah Mormont?

I am all about wiping one’s ass with that proto-Nazi rag, but this dude is legit gonna get himself killed at some point.

Miles Davis, Kind of Blue.

Miles Davis, Kind of Blue.

“Yes, I AM a lawyer!”

Literally all I ever knew about Cobb County Georgia before this was to read the signs and respect the law and order.

“Clearly this guy doesn’t have tee-dubya-tee-dubya. I remember in ‘05, Paulie got run over by the team bus and still made it out for some BP. Now that was a guy....”

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

You are correct. I reckon you would get your ass beaten for something like that. If you are actually from Chicago proper you refer to the neighborhood rather than Chicago at large.

Chi-town is never used by locals.

Finally! Somebody in business who understands why Tim Berners-Lee created the World Wide Web in the first place. As Berners-Lee explained in his famous “Eyeballs Manifesto”, “The real purpose of the Web and, by the extension the Internet as a whole, is to get people to watch more television and stop wasting time…

This is like in chess when you kind of like your position and can’t think of anything so you just meaninglessly push a pawn up or something and wait for the storm to hit.

It’s a good deal if Jordan is doing this just so he can rip on Dwight in practices.

Can we just make USL into the MLS 2nd division instead? Please? The U.S Soccer federation should put some of that huge surplus towards that. It would finally bring relegation/promotion to MLS and if there are only 2 divisions fans wouldn’t jump ship like people fear they would. It would boost interest in MLS by a lot.

Tim Howard robotically, yet awesomely mows the league like a lawn and counts every blade of grass.

Note also that the link says that the average men’s tennis viewer is 61, the average women’s tennis viewer is 55, baseball 57, college football 52, college basketball 52, NFL 50, boxing 49, NFL 49, UFC 49, etc. Only the NBA and soccer are even under 45 among all sports.

I think the moral of the story is that there are…

but do you honestly believe that Steve Kerr (5th man minutes played) would even be in the NBA today?

Rodman v Green would be edge of your seat entertainment.

This is pretty much what I imagine: