Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

A thing I learned while compiling this: The San Diego Chicken is not and has never been the Padres’ mascot.

Can’t imagine Renteria enjoys the five or six times a week Quintana barges into his office on gameday screaming “HEY, WHAT’S THIS DAY OF REST SHIT?!”

Fuckin’ Quintana. The Colombian can roll.

Are you sure that’s not Anthony Michael Hall?

Jimmy John is still a fuckstick and his sandwiches are shitty.

Now when I hear Garvin, I only think of Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

I’m not a Blazers fan. I’ve never even been to Portland. But for some reason, I LOVED Brandon Roy. He’s one of my favorite modern players, and the way his career ended still makes me sad.

so, what you are saying is, there’s a chance?

*extremely economistic-thinker voice* Perhaps if the players were receiving fair market value for their services in these enormously profitable bowl games, they’d be more inclined to play in them.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

Correction: Dennis Hopper learns to start drinking through the power of shitty high school basketball. He learned to stop drinking through the power of hypothermia and forced hospitalization...

+1 jive translator

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

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To be fair, Joey’s father never had to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

“the Nederlander Organization”