KEEP ‘EM COMIN’, MARCHMAN.

“Stoney, you know who could hang his clothes on a nail perfectly ???? Yaz. Best nail clothes hanger I’ve seen in all my years of baseball”

We’re the best.

OK, I don’t know what the heck is going on with these random White Sox stories here that have been showing up on Deadspin lately but...

*aneurysms*

+1 dinosaur

Counterpoint: That home run was fucking amazing.

She’s 45.

Am I allowed to feel terrible for Beatty?

Yeah, it was the same thing with my kids’ daycare.

The high strike was gone for 25 years, and nothing could get the umpires to change their zones. They claimed it was because it’s impossible to change mid-career like that.

After watching this episode, I laugh every time I hear of someone named Bruce, Lance or Julian.

+1 sick burn, Sherman.

Bitter much, Lindsey?

Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

I love the automatic assumption so many pundits make that red-state Dems are going to in any way have their reelection chances modified based on cloture votes. Like Trump voters are going to be like “well, I could vote for the candidate that agrees with him on everything, but the candidate that disagrees with him 90%…

Deng knows a lot about suffering. He played under Vinny Del Negro.

“The Islanders are Screwed”