And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

I agree, more road coarses!! There’s a problem with this though, and NASCAR know’s it: Attendance. The best seat for a road coarse race is the one in your living room to which you paid exactly $0.00 for. I go out of my way to watch the road courses since anything can happan and the usual winners aren’t guranteed since…

Anybody remember the Sportswriters on TV that aired on SportsChannel Chicago? It actually predated The Sports Reporters by a couple of years.

“Let’s Remember Some Guys - Financial Edition”

It has been a long time since I thought about Roddy Piper and the raging asshole character that he played. Seeing that made me realize we basically elected him as the President. God Bless America!

Mad Max style caravan through the desert every sunday.

I said I wanted a HAAAALF completed stadium... a HAAAAALLLLLFFFF.

This game went a long way in the healing process...

This comment is underrated.

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I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea

I was half expecting the Buffalo Bills fan to come off the top of the toilet stall and give them both a double axehandle

“Wojciehowicz, spelled just like it sounds!”

One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

Teams would let the bears start at the 40 rather then let him catch and run with it.

The owner of Jimmy John’s is a noted big game hunter, here’s a small sample of his work. It goes without saying, fuck Jimmy Johns, and fuck that guy.

Incidentally, those are the only three shots I ever wanted to practice when I was a kid. I never made the team, and our garage door had more dents than you could count.