The NFL and NFLPA will put out a league wide mandate that says they will not allow their players to play in stadiums where fans are allowed to carry.

HIDE THE SCISSORS

If that’s a typical crowd then I think we’re done here.

Pretty sure Mike Pence is going to be doing all of the heavy lifting as far as being president goes. I’d bet money that Trump will be little more than a figurehead.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

This is not the outcome I wanted, but it is the outcome we have reached. That is how democracy works.

Yeah, I really want to stick a $15 piece of plastic to the dash of my $30,000 car.

Absolutely not interested in tacking a mount to the dash or windhsield. It’s trashy and cheap.

The woman beater is a good start.

*Sees all 400 references to Arrested Development in the comments*

Well the key detail here is that the White Sox have a recent WS win with a team that was far more dominant than this Cubs team in the playoffs. So we still get to feel a little superiority in that regard, when in reality, we are in so much fucking trouble.

The Yankees would like a word with you. #DaveRoberts

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

I’ve seen so many posts about how they need to get Steve Bartman to throw out the first pitch for their 2017 opening day, or how they need to get him in the parade.

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His brother chimed in; “hey you! Pick up that champagne”

Can we remember some This Is SportsCenter?

I’m pretty sure The George Michael Sports Machine was the best highlights delivery machine imaginable.

I thought this was going to be adorable and diverse toddlers explaining race. Instead I got yuppie scum being malignantly racist. Bad headline.