Any time I read these stories, I think: how big was this fucking giant’s bladder? Two cases of tall boys on a car ride? How was the urine removed? Was he pissing in bottles? Then I think: I wonder how thick Andre’s cock was. If his finger to penis size ratio was normal, can you imagine the size of that HAWG?!

ya, they all must have been racist. Not that they thought something was inappropriate, it definitely had to be racism. You can’t have an opinion of a black persons behavior without being a fucking racist. Everybody must be a damn racist.

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.

It's almost like one investigation was complete while the other two are on-going. Shocking, I know.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

You are still tanking but now you are tanking with a hometown star to keep season tickets sales up while also spending the escalating salary cap floor money. #Kobetanking

Well, disco did suck.

Pointless trivia Lorelei Shark was the Rocky Horror Picture Show lips.

Mandatory

Clue style.

“It’s real to me”

Just gonna leave this here.....

At least he tries to win. Something I can’t say about Loria.

Stephen A. Smith: “That guy on the Delta flight knew what he was getting into. I say, let him die!”

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

And here is where a reader runs to the comments section to say, yet again, if you would like to see less and less of this funding mechanism, you would do well to shout about the merits of Kroenke’s capital stack from every rooftop you can find. The man is funding his project with his own dollars (ex site improvements…

Guys, he said JC Penney.

Spirit or Frontier? I dunno man, I know Southwest is cheap but I’ve never had a bad experience with them, don’t mind the drive to Midway at all.

One too many before the show.

Of what, I can’t tell. But his clear lack of annunciation wants to me to think there was open bar beforehand.