Typical dipshit Cub fan. Not paying attention to the game, then causing a distraction that kept people from seeing a home run. And on top of it all, he almost had me possibly consider the thought of potentially thinking of Chris Christie in a different light. Fuck em both.

At least he made an attempt. Mom did him no favors by cowering and essentially boxing him out. And it’s not like she was sacrificing herself to protect the kid either. Down, and to the right she went. Dad had no chance without bowling his kid and old lady over and then really becoming the subject of all of the…

Needs to have a “Tag One, Tag All” grand finale, though a much larger course/field/whatever is needed with true hiding places and room to run. For those not familiar with the rules, one person is “it” and said “it” person counts to 100 then goes around and finds others hiding. Once someone is tagged, there are now…

They did you a favor, Derek.

Bears fan here. Dude paid his money. He’s fully clothed. Get over yourself, Bears, and give the dude what he paid for.

This is the answer...and also the reason CBS continues to be the #1 network on TV. Old people love them some NCIS, Tom Selleck, and multicamera sitcoms with a laugh track to tell them when something funny happened.

Good

“Yeah, permission to kamikaze the tower is NOT approved, only because I would like to NOT die!”

+1 crosstab demo dump run

According to Joey’s father, Kareem never really tried either, except during the playoffs.

That’s really uncalled for. The poor fan was just asking how to get back to the expressway.

From Dallas: I’m debating whether to pony up for it. I did in 2014, skipped the last two years, and now I kind of want to watch as the (hopeful) rebuild happens. Then again, I could do a lot of things with $80.

“You’ve got to be bleeping me!”

That show was so damn good. Back college it was my ritual to get home from class, enjoy some intoxicants, and veg on that show.

Doing the Lord’s work here, son. But can you keep it up for the whole season?

Sox fan here. It sure seems like it is. Sigh.

LOL! Will never unsee this.

If this whole NBA thing doesn’t work out, those two can always go back to selling zebra photos to tourists.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there were some shady dealings here but I also wouldn’t be surprised if they had multiple instances of clients bailing last minute. So the Authority host for the game may have been stuck with either the ticket not going to use or saying, “Hey man, my clients bailed and I got two extras. …

I always hated that. I don’t know why, but it just irked me every time I heard it.