Yup

Perhaps the best 4th wall break ever.

Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy that will be for all the people. For unto you is gone this day in the city of Daley, one Smoking Jay Cutler. And this will be a sign for you: you will no longer suffer the errant passes and petulant attitude of a man-child who just does not give a shit.

Nope. The correct answer is Silver Linings Playbook. The end of that movie pissed me off so much. There’s no way in hell that story ends up with a happy ending. They’re both fucking crazy. It is not going to end well. Couple that with DeNiro fucking winning a bet. That movie ended way too soon. It needed an…

I member!

It’s been done

White Sox fan here. I’m going to disagree with you to a degree. I’m giving them until first pitch of the 2017 season to bask in the glory. Then I don’t want to hear about it unless I ask them about it.

Adrian Peterson’s favorite

Fuck Chris Berman.

This was the high water mark of my sports fandom that will never be exceeded. I was 30 years old so there were still players older than me I could look up to. Now that I’m 40, it just doesn’t hold the same level of interest it once did when you’re talking about people younger than you. Doesn’t mean that I don’t…

Fucking Rodgers. The man just won’t let me hate him (Bears fan here). Congratulations, you’ve just joined the Derek Jeter All-Stars. A small group of people I want to hate, but just have to tip my hat to them and say, “well done, sir.” Additional members include:

This! Watch the tape and see Prior scream “INTERFERENCE!.” How Dusty doesn’t walk out there and say, “Chill out. It was just a foul ball. We’re up 3 runs and about to wrap this shit up,” is beyond me.

I’ve only been on two 4-day hikes, both in Yosemite. The first was brutal with blisters by day 3. The second was blister free. I made two big changes to correct this. First, I went from waterproof mid-hikers to trail runners. Next, I cut almost 10 lbs off my pack. Now, I wasn’t hiking in any nasty weather or…

I think it was San Diego and its baseball stadium, but someone else here may know for sure, where hotel/tourist tax revenue came up way short from projections and the local citizens ended up footing the bill.

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Absolutely this, the only question is if you go with the 007 or the 009 with the “Pepsi” bezel. Get rid of the rubber strap or jubilee bracelet (whichever yours comes with) and pair it with a Strapcode Super Oyster for $50 off Amazon or a plethora of NATO straps and you got yourself one damn fine watch.

Absolutely this, the only question is if you go with the 007 or the 009 with the “Pepsi” bezel. Get rid of the…

TIL. Thanks.

Yeah. And fuck Gaspar Gomez too.

“I have a problem where sometimes when I give 120 per cent I pass out.”