Freddie the Yeti has been guarding my cube with a shark for a while now and I've never felt more safe.

I'm with Ragnarredbeard on this one. When I think Nuclear War, it's both sides with the same weapons being used against each other. Kind of like the big screen from WarGames with missiles being lobbed across the globe.

"...believe it or not, I'M NOT HOME!"

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Thats right. Advertisers are simply throwing away billions of dollars on an antiquated measurement system that doesn't work. It couldn't be that maybe advertisers know what return they get in their investment and continue to spend money in the medium because it delivers expected results. It's obviously evolving and…

I was disappointed to see Foster's pop up as one of the beers consumed in The World's End. Then again, perhaps it was a dig at the "Starbuck-ing" of the world.

Poor kid went down like a Johnny Reb liquor bottle from the 70s.

Find the Tube Bar tapes by the Bum Bar Bastards. They were tapes that were circulated around like bootlegs. Simpsons writers caught wind of them and thus begat the prank calls to Moe's.

Just don't whiz on it.

I think I just had my first online class at Bovine University.

Sometimes I really miss my Motorola SLVR. Loved that little phone.

Agreed. My buddy rented this in college and I remember not expecting much at all but at least it had De Niro and that guy from the Professional then seeing this scene and being completely blown away.

For week-long trips, a fifth of bourbon in carried in a Kleen Kanteen is just right. Weight be damned, I want something to sip on after a long day of hiking.

I hope he made pancakes for the SNL cast after the show.

Poor guy. Now he can't tell his story about finger banging Madonna without everyone snickering.

Primus sucks!

Your assessment of Midway is spot on. I recently moved to Dallas and could not be happier that Love finally is flying nonstop to Chicago. Anyone who's flying to Chicago I tell them to fly into Midway unless the airfare is drastically different. Almost always in and out on time, security is pretty quick, the Orange…

Perhaps the greatest invention of the past 100 years or so. The internet probably tops it because you really can't beat the easy dissemination of the worlds knowledge in your pocket. But man, life sure would suck for just about everybody in the civilized world without air conditioning.

{guy opens email with subject "Protected games" from phone} "What the hell is this?"

In fantastic "they may have paid me to be here but I'm only reading this damn line one time" delivery. I'm sure this paid for another house so you really can't fault the dude for taking the paycheck.