And here I was hoping it was the artist (and the person who created this is an artist) telling the audience that they, like this magnificent piece, should "be rad."

How filthy is someone's living room or bedroom that you can't find a controller? I mean, it isn't like a standard remote that can slip between the couch cushions or something.

I don't know. $99 to be able to play Twisted Metal 1 and 2, Gran Turismo, Jet Moto 2 and Metal Gear Solid (if they're available for download) is a small price to pay for some 90s college nostalgia. Eventually they'll get the apps fixed and throw in a few casual games that I can get my wife play. Might be a good…

No, they build a machine that makes money.

Will never hear the opening notes of "Harvester of Sorrow" without picturing him walking to the plate and Gene Honda's distinct, "Up next for the Sox, number 14, Paul KONERKO!"

Best Water: Bridge over Troubled Water

Holy cow, I had one of those. Got it free from a friend when they upgraded to an ipod back in the early '00s. Nice USB plug in, drag & drop, unplug and play. Held maybe an album worth of songs. I always forgot reload it and got stuck with the same songs on the bus. Was still better than lugging around a discman.

No mention of Blue Velvet's influence? If there's one thing hipsters love, it's David Lynch.

"So we're in agreement. The Big Ten, in conjunction with the PAC 12, under the supervision of the SEC will create a more complicated scheme to continue our unabashed exploitation of young men that will get the general public, sort of, off our backs for the next few years! We're through the looking glass here people."

Just outstanding. Will never be able to see him again without quoting that immediately. Well done.

I went with a pretty substantial term policy that covers 20 years. The thought being, life insurance is there up until the kid gets to college. After kid gets to college, life insurance expires but we will have saved up enough in a 529 plan and our own retirement that if I do kick the bucket after they're in, enough…

Smells like armpit

Can't the US and Germany just agree to drink beers at midfield and up with a 0-0 tie then both advance?

With combined badassery of 2 films (and only 2 films) being the criteria, the answer is The Hustler/The Color of Money.

Beat it as an adult a few years ago without dying and again recently without 30 guy code, though I did have to continue once. Played this game entirely too much as a child and it's like riding a bike.

WWE, listen to me. This is a man and he has a name. And it's Jim Hellwig.

He is actually 5'5"…with the afro 5'9"

A good craftsman doesn't blame his tools.

Gotta love a well-timed crash cymbal.