That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair so natural, only his undertaker knows for sure!

Nolan directed three comic book movies. I’m pretty sure he knows the deal.

As is typical with these slideshows, this is less “the 15 worst biopics of all time” and more “15 movies the author remembers and is pretty sure were biopics.”

Can there be a category for good films that are still terrible biopics of their subjects? A Beautiful Mind comes to mind. Crowe was excellent, the movie was touching and interesting, but you get a very distorted view of John Nash, his wife, his work, and his illness.

But he’s gonna be playing a toddler this time!

The Bear Cinematic Universe is very confusing.

perhaps ahahah! or at brunch!

This would be for S1 of The Bear. S2 won’t be eligible until next year.

Looking at the The Bear episode that was nominated for writing, I’m guessing only season 1 was eligible this year.

Where the fuck is Sarah Goldberg from Barry?

Also as much as I love White Lotus and Succession, it’s kinda a travesty they can just fucking run an entire category. Boring.

Mario's butt right? Which was actually spliced from an old NYPD Blue episode. Haunting ...

at a random point during the film, “an image of a partially undressed woman appeared on screen for several seconds before being removed”.

Oh sure, it’s ok to have kids see an italian man violently jumping on the head of a mushroom monster but the moment they see a lady’s naughty bits it’s time to call 911

Several seconds? Amateurs. Did they learn nothing from Tyler Durden? You’re only supposed to add a bunch of frames of it.

Their first year since 2014? Shit, I’ve had 8.5 years since then!

Turning Red had a unique art and writing style compared to the rest of Pixar and Disney rewarded its innovation by pulling it from theaters and dumping it on a streaming service.

I think this also helps put to rest the argument that Disney's problems come down to them being too 'woke' (as if Disney was ever the progressive bogeyman that their conservative detractors made them out to be). Disney's problems are that they've mostly become stale. 

This article is probably a bit unfair to Pixar, who I would say still does a ton of work in character design, aesthetic, attention to detail...everything we want. Elemental seems more of an issue with the fact that someone greenlit yet another story of “What if X was actually a bureaucracy” or something, and the…

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WandaVision was pretty awesome.