The same people who say “get over it” when classrooms full of children are slaughtered are now combing through social media posts to make sure everyone thinks this specific instance of gun violence is the one we need to burn the Constitution over.

If their inevitable next show doesn’t open with “Kyle Quit the Band” I will be supremely disappointed.

Looks like somebody needs robot insurance.

Speaking of Skip Bayless, NewsNation literally had Stephen A Smith on its Presidental Debate panel.

Any progressives on the fence about voting for Biden (and who could blame you?) please note today’s news about SCOTUS overturning Chevron Deference, upholding bans on unhoused people camping, and letting a whole bunch of insurrectionists off the hook. TODAY.

Now, consider the fact that two of the staunchest…

The fact that our news media is treating the worst American to ever draw breath as a legitimate political person and not an existential threat to representative democracy and personal freedoms and the right to privacy and basic bodily autonomy and post-WW2 global stability is driving me fucking insane.

Yup.

If Trump gets back in to the White House, American democracy is over.

I really, really wanted Biden to show up for this debate. I did tune out right before the final half-hour, so there’s a possibility I missed the point in the debate where he curved his arm in front of him and launched a fireball at Trump while shouting “Hadoken!”, but, from the reporting, I think he just carried on…

The dine-in theater chain, which popularized noisy screenings thanks to its patented meal service...

I seem to remember a cool little network of blogs that was struggling for years to find a devoted userbase and dozens of talented writers until a kindly old group of billionaires stepped in to help them out. And that little network of blogs, whom nobody liked, grew up to be... sold off piece by piece until maybe one …

I work in finance, and our firm sells companies to PE groups all the time. A PE-backed company is actually less likely to go under than a privately-owned one, because if it’s struggling then the investors can put more money in to support it (and have more resources for troubleshooting). Granted some of these groups…

Is she a fun date?

We reiterate this sincere and unconditional apology today, for any offense caused by Mr. Schneider’s recent comedy set, at the Four Seasons Ball.

“Phew, close one... anyway, I pulled some strings, and I got us a replacement on short notice. Do you guys remember that show Roseanne?”

You think his anti-vax stance alone would be enough to keep a HEALTH CARE foundation from booking him. The filthy content is just lagniappe.

I’ll always remember him as his most memorable character, The Stapler.

SLC man, eh?  Does that truck fit all 13 of his kids?  Can he live with his other 3 wives?

“ut they won’t be held liable if the truck gets damaged by another car while protruding from the parking spot.”

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?