Still not much sympathy here. He had an illegal junk yard, the town gave him a chance to sell the vehicles, but wouldn’t accept that the cars were worth less than he thought, and then appears to have stopped trying to sell them at all once he thought the town wasn’t paying attention.

The woman taunting him was paying plenty of attention...

Possibly the arrival scene would have been more relevant, but either way it had to be done.

Yep. If this argument held any water, it would just mean they should both go to jail.

Still the best:

I somehow ended up with a McNabb Skins jersey and I don’t know how the fuck that happened.

I have a Redskins tattoo. People ask me if I lost a bet.

Hmm, maybe they should have built the LGA rail link before redoing the whole road system as part of the terminal reconstruction?

Wait, are you implying that a Bills QB might not be highly skilled?

So how’s your RV these days (besides being not so running)? Being reclaimed by the North Carolina woods?

The Fuck Face card really brings the room together

Sark presided over a rushing attack that was in the top 10 in yards last season but in the bottom half of the league in attempts. 

I’m sure he’s just following the Vice President’s advice: Pence: 'Spend more time on your knees than on the internet'

Not quite so simple, since if they live, they then transfer those excessive medical bills on to everyone else. The law is stupid though, they could at least accept BMW’s proposal prevent the car from driving if the occupants are unbuckled.

What are you going to do, lefties are weird.

I don’t think he’s doing as well as Nixon’s head:

Hmm, my donations to Warren don’t show up. I did see a bunch of “ActBlue Technical Services” entries for her (none in my zip code), so I’m wondering if they got the more generic label (and what, if any, the restrictions on that would be)

Hmm, I suspect that actually having regular people look at these lists is going to quickly get a law or executive order that makes them private in to play. Sort of like what happened with the NY gun owners:

I mean no one really takes him seriously, but I think that’s because he owns the Jets rather than his name.