No fly list, no train list, no bus list. You can walk your angry ass to your vacation destinations from now on.

Skip the fine and go straight to the hard time. Prosecute every instance. And mandate that in the event of misbehavior, the pilot must return to the airport of origin to disembark the passenger to the local cops there. And they name that passenger’s bad behavior and the passenger as the reason to everyone else on the…

soooooooooooooo, oppo’s gone now!

The scariest thing to come out of all this is the idea that he wants to start a “news network”.

He was never going to admit to a fair election. Even in 2016 he whined the whole thing was rigged (turned out it was but not the way he said it was).

Regardless of what he or his die hard cult enthusiasts say, he’s out of office January 20th at noon and I’m still hoping it’s being thrown out Jazzy Jeff style by the Secret Service, directly into the arms of a process server with a subpoena from Tish James waiting.

Rip the wheel off, sending the vehicle tumbling out of control right into a minivan full of nuns. Or cause the cop car to go out of control and do the same. But ultimately, in a situation like this the cop has to do something, and I suppose this is less likely to cause collateral damage than a PIT maneuver, and he…

“Why” doesn’t matter much to me. Driver #1 could have been molesting #2’s favorite cat, but that doesn’t give her the ok to take things as far as she did.

Holy Spider man Batman!!!

I’m going to assume either severe mental illness for which she forgot her meds for several days, or some mixture of exotic illegal drugs that made her think horned demons were clown-carring it out of the Mustang’s tailgate.

Maybe they had family that was killed at Cars and Coffee? 

Yup, I’d say that looks like an appropriate use of that device—somebody needed to be stopped right the fuck now, plenty of clear space on the highway for the ensuing chaos to take place in relative safety—and hence I can say with a clear conscience that it is fucking awesome. You can’t tell me that the cop didn’t…

The speed differential is so massive the Civic almost looks like it’s standing still at the time of impact. I wonder, had Autopilot stayed on, if the Tesla would have changed lanes on its own quickly and safely enough?

I think the bottom button is just the easiest to press, so once removed of any deeper meaning to the symbols it might make more sense for the “Accept” button to be more conveniently located than cancel.

Because according to at least one person who was a witness to the whole thing (Masha Gessen) and I believe others as well but they’re the one I remember, it’s clear he thought he had turned his camera off to the election simulation and was on his parallel sex video chat with whoever he was jerking off for. You…

I have been trying for years to find any actual info on why they were swapped for the West, and nobody actually knows.

Single-handedly.

I find it hard to believe that there wasn’t a hidden bed in Matt Lauer’s old office for Steve Kornacki to sleep in.

It’s a well known fact that, much like vacation days, the longer you work at a company the more Flog The Dolphin minutes you accrue. For example, if you’ve only been with a company for 2 years, then you’ve only got a few minutes to play a game of Five-On-One on company time. If you’ve 10 years in, you of course can…