“Donald Trump Jr., the slightly less embarrassing of the two large adult First Sons.”

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

When I first came to the US, I had a pretty thick Indian accent. It was my Freshman year in high school. I’m sure the kids would’ve made fun of my accent either way, but the most common thing was for them to either say “thank you come again” to me or to ask me to do it. It certainly didn’t help that I spoke English…

I love the Simpsons but I still have to say that the racism surrounding Apu was always there, it’s just that nowadays we’re finally calling this type of stuff out more. You don’t get a free pass just because it’s from a time that people cared less.

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

While Gordon was repairing the breaker box I kept expecting a short to send him to the ER.

Well fuck. That wasn’t what I expected to see happen in this episode. Fucking brilliant. I’m so glad I’ve stuck with this show since season 1. What a rewarding experience.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

I cant’ stand Fallon but, good for him.

This isn’t the type of thing we should make into a competition.

Cosmopolitan has become more political of late: no question.

I’ll start. I don’t see the issue. This is the fluff-tone that women’s magazines have been selling for decades (that Cosmopolitan would call them on it might be particularly risible). There are people (not of any particular gender) who want their news in a digestible sound bite in order to: feel somewhat informed; and…

I get it if you just don’t like him for whatever reasons, and he does have some duds in his resume, and he’s responsible for unleashing Jaden Smith into the world, but no talent? C’mon, now.

Strictly speaking, Zack YOU have no t(-.-t) talent. Will Smith has some, which is why he’s a t(-.-t) multi-millionaire.

...Will Smith spent about 18 years showing that he’s got a hell of a lot of talent, then figured he could relax and just take whatever jobs he wanted. Dude’s got his life down pat, and I respect the absolute shit out of him for that.

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

Yes, he came down with jungle fever and it was terminal.

Since you’re not asian, you can’t be expected to understand what it’s like to be within a stone’s throw of acceptance but always kept at arm’s length fulfilling the role of yes men. Don’t try to understand it, you can’t, you’re not asian and don’t have the lived experience.