I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

As someone who doesn’t know the comics and doesn’t have a TV and didn’t read about the movie beforehand, Vision’s introduction is REALLY confusing. This weird red guy is created in a glitchy abortion of the process that created the supervillain at the beginning of the movie and his first move is to attack Thor. With…

Also, Hulk lost to Hulkbuster. That shouldn’t happen...what’s the point of having Hulk around and all the problems that come with it if Iron Man can be the Hulk and do it better?

Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Thank God, I thought you were going to say he was gay or something.

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

I’m not really the hugest fan of this new paradigm of judging an entire film based on a poster, or a still, or a production still. Everything on the Internet is either “BEST EVAR!!!11” or “worst episode ever” and this type of quick reaction with little substance isn’t really doing much to improve discourse.

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

dildologists

You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.

Kid. You just been fished slapped.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

It’s clear she suffers of delusions of grandeur. Perhaps the correct question: is she getting help for her clear mental problems and personality disorder?

I’ve dealt with some pathological liars in my life, but this is a whole new level. This woman is the epitome of the problem - the only question is whether or not she even still realizes that she’s lying. She has serious issues and hopefully somebody can get through to her that she needs help.

As a guy whose wife actually is a female stunt driver, that kinda pisses me off because there’s not an awful lot of work to go around.

“Let’s ride as if this was our last!!!!!!!!”

What an asshole.