This story is a great demonstration of how copyright law is intended to function. It’s supposed to protect an artist’s work from being used for profit by others without permission. The policy of copyright is hard to defend when it’s a bunch of mega-corporations CADing non-profit fan projects to death, so it’s nice…

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

They're eating her ... and then they're going to eat me ... OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!

Dear MTA:

I love that they're trying to pretend like ivory bans are widespread attacks on gun owners, when really, it only affects wealthier assholes with ivory handled antiques or garishly embellished pieces. Basically, this guy:

Anyone who would kill an elephant for 'sport' needs the absolute shit beaten out of them.

And on his birthday =(

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! LOOK AT IT!

The biggest silver lining to all of this is Arby's reaction:

👏👏👏

This seems so complicated and stressful for both ends. Customers don't know exactly how much to give and tip and to who, dancers don't know how much they will end up getting that night. UGH. I went to a strip club once with one of my clients who handled all the money stuff but if it were just me alone I would be…

I have never been more jealous of a person

JAY Z:

I believe in this case that the word "report" actually means "I just pulled this out of my ass".

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

It's still true that very, very few rape accusations are false. It's still true that UVA's system for dealing with rape accusations is fucking atrocious.