Linda McCartney's "Hey Jude" back-up vocal is still the gold standard:

This times a million.

join the party!

dont feel bad, I was ripped a new one the orher by @kevinsefcik for refusing to believe the Orioles blew a game with playoff implications, to honor Jeets. Apparently, I'm just a silly girl who knows nothing about baseball.

Let the haters hate, it's what gets them through their day. If they can't shit on someone else's parade then they've failed.

Normally I'd say fuck Joe West. But fuck Papelbon more. Plus West was trying to walk away and Papsmear wouldn't let him.

He does have to really force himself to smile.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

Is this the rationalization you use when you knock your girlfriend unconscious? "oh, she threw the first slap, everything is fair game now."

Since when does being famous mean you give up freedom of speech?

Still a fucking assclown.

Not every Pontiac owner is a sex offender, but all sex offenders own Pontiacs.

I was fine with Man of Steel.

Yeah that was the worst movie ever, it was like twenty seconds long!!

Because a teaser for a movie almost two years away from release needs more to it? Hipster.

Still, pretty exciting to see Batman and Superman in a live action movie together.

I guess people miss the "teaser" part.