It’s been said many times, but Yeah Jeetz! Both of those iPads are on photo mode and Jeets is looking at a mirror image of himself and loving the view! Oh shit, I’m gonna Purell now, now I’m back to the iPads...godDAMN Yeah!!! Jeets!!!!!

This is scary shit. When our son was about 6 months old we went to a spring training game in Florida and left kind of early because of this very reason — potential for foul balls — as we were on the first base line. I feel terrible for this little girl and her family.

Surprised/disappointed in Miller.

Casual fans: shit like this is why Bettman is booed every time he awards the Stanley Cup to the winning captain and steps to the podium at the NHL Draft. Oh and the NHL Award Ceremony. Every year.

This man is an inspiration to all of us with dadbods. Fly on, fly on dadbod.

D. David Schultz: “See, I told you so!”

Pro Q-Tip: Don’t kick your horse.

Why does TMZ have to use the term “baby mama” for such a serious thing? The guy is obviously going through some kind of psychological disturbance, it’s not funny.

Maybe a pre-blade or Owens stuck a piece of metal to his forehead.

I’m glad that he’s Copenhagen with his newfound fame.

“I want Carson back!” — Doc Severinsen

I’m sure this has already been stated somewhere in the greys but...Rumble Ponies? That’s so bad it may rival the bad name of the old Atlantic City ECHL team, the Boardwalk Bullies.

Curious timing on this story given the PSU sacrificial lamb opponent today—football again overshadows abuse BECAUSE IT’S A RIVALRY GAME!

Drew, did you have Grotto’s Pizza, it makes me think of Delmarva even though I think it’s more or less of a Philadelphia thing.

Wha...BY GOD THAT’S GREGG GIANNOTTI’S MUSIC!!! BY GAWD BY GAWD

/Frontier airlines joke

I was hoping that it would be at Heinz Field because I want to see what fanbases that don’t get blacked out drunk do when they go to games.

Yikes. Better start painting those lines on the Alamodome field.

This was an entertaining, informative, and enjoyable piece. Thank you.

I have had the honour to say that I touched it 4 times—3 Penguins take pictures with the Cup things and once and at the 2010 NHL Draft. When the Red Wings won it in 2008 in Pittsburgh, I was at Game 6. When they brought out the Cup all my seatmates/best friends could say was “That’s a nice Cup.” Never imagined a…