Makes any arguments I’ve had over the last XXL rugby shirt at a Gap sale look tame by comparison.

Why is he wearing safety glasses?

One more point, this guy looks like one guy you do not want to fuck with, punctuated by the labor union t-shirt.

I would venture to guess this won’t be the last time somebody tries to attack Nassar, but it’s probably the last time it will happen in a courtroom.

My wife won’t let me go barefoot in the house, so that’s cool. Dilly Dilly!

The bloat is real in the top picture.

The thing that pisses me off more than this Philly column’s complete lunacy is that the Pouncey brothers stuck by Hernandez until his dying day. I understand that they helped his widow (who was complicit in hiding the murder weapon) and daughter (innocent and unfortunate bystander and herself a victim) which is a…

Like the Iowa Chops late of the AHL kind of

Thankfully it was inside his residence where no birds would be harmed.

John Wehner has to wait yet another year.

One time I got pulled over while riding a bicycle which is a testament to how much of a fucking loser I am.

Caption this: “So then I said, why don’t we get two iPads for the photo shoot.”

Nutting is a fucking asshole and doesn’t deserve to own a professional sports franchise. He is taking a huge shit on the fans as he has for basically all but 3 years of his ownership tenure. The Marlins have won 2 World Series in 20 years and the ROYALS just won one. Oh and the Cubs. The Pirates haven’t won a…

Maybe if they face NCAA sanctions, MSU football can face the adversity of a BOWL BAN! Then they can LOSE RECRUITS! And maybe NOT BE SHOWN ON TELEVISION!

I saw a game in that arena once, it is a cool old barn. Too bad nobody will have that chance today. Thanks, Checkers.

Oh the Olympics will be Comic(al) because the mens’ hockey teams will be SANS NHL players. Worst dad joke ever sorry.

Loving the official PyeongChang font of Arial Black in the Olympic logos. Creative. Glad to see it isn’t Tahoma or Calibri.

This is the face of a man that owns clothing with the YETI cooler brand logo on it.

Dance like nobody’s watching.

In related news, the Phantom Shitter case has just been solved.