First Rutgers, and now these teams? The Big 10 is a joke.

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

WAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPP

Domino’s wings always sound like a good idea when I’m ordering them, but once I get them, look at them and then eat them, I feel like a shit person. Then I actually turn into a shit person and spend about an hour on the toilet.

Well, to be fair, he did kill that one guy.

FTFY

It is pretty telling that the faces of Pittsburgh sports media in 2018 is Dejan and Mark Madden.

Close. It’s Keithby.

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

As a native Pittsburgher (now living in LA), Steelers fans catch a ton of (sometimes deserved shit) but you touch on a point here: the fans in Pittsburgh are actually good people. They don’t just support the Steelers and Penguins— because, let’s face it, that’s easy — they stand behind the Pirates too. Pirate…

Well, yeah, he somehow got multiple DUIs in South Korea, a place that features some of the drunkest motherfuckers on planet Earth. But had he gotten popped for a few DUIs in the US, he would’ve had like a 50 game suspension and that would’ve been that (Donte Stallworth literally killed someone while drunk driving and…

Bob Nutting could give me a million bucks and I’d still never forgive him for cutting payroll the year after winning 98 games.

This just in: Tequila Cowboy to close siting loss of their best customer

Sources say it was this moment, when Haley randomly pointed to the crowd and asked “Hey, isn’t that one of the women who have accused you of something?,” as the breaking point.

... or (Gasp!) Comic Sans!

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

No, I think “have 15 guys all having career years” is a tried-and-true path to success.

I find all of this very confusing....but also deeply erotic.

Damn, the Wings have just existed as a grandpa squad my entire life (though it worked out for them for the first 25-ish years).

+Donald Trump, with a 12-piece bucket, a 2-liter of Diet Coke, and Fox & Friends on the TV on a Wednesday afternoon+