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Pitt fan here. Penn State is really good. It fucking sucks. I’d rather the Panthers lose to West Virginia than Penn State because there’s a fucking Nittany Lion around every corner here.

@Lauren Theisen: I played on a beer league team with Kenny Wregget after he first retired. It was pretty cool. He would play defense and lend his goalie pads to another former NHL player and lug in his giant Red Wings bag. Ken liked to have a few beers before the game always but was good for at least a goal a game

He’s still around?

It will likely be akin the end of a Monday Night RAW, a tremendous slobberknocker, run-ins, and the camera fading to black as someone lays helpless on the mat. The reason I say this is because this whole circus has been just as hyped and possibly phony as a sports entertainment event.

And to make matters worse, the Tiki Bar switched happy hour from 5-8 to 5-7.

Hot take here, but that really fucking sucks for Rich Hill.

My wife’s family is from the Annapolis/Baltimore area and are either Ravens fans or Skins fans.

Fuck. Pull through, Naitch.

Sarajevo is all like “Talk to me in 30 years, motherfuckers!”

Steve Young looks really bad.

I started an unpaid internship with this author/noted history guy at an area museum back when I was in college. We went to lunch on my first day, he didn’t pay for my meal, this was in the 90's before kids were entitled or had phones and computers and shit like they have now (do they still have computer labs? If I

Backup song: “Brock of Life” sung to the tune of “Walk of Life” by Dire Straits?

Somebody get this man a sandwich with french fries on it STAT!!!!!

Will they use a new torch or the same one from previous games?

I don’t know if we have seen enough of Goff to think that he is that terrible, but what I can tell you is that he looks like a cross between a young Michael Douglas and Michael Rappaport.

No shit, they’re in the NFC East but they’re located in Dallas (Arlington)! They can’t even read a map correctly!

Maybe he had B.O.B. (booze on breath, a result of going out the night before work and drinking way too much that can’t be remedied even with gum or mouthwash. I drink.)

Or he could become a Youtube star! After all, Jake Paul pulled that off while nearly being a worse person

Right in Dee’s nuts.

Topping prices on Papa John’s pizza pies just rose 150%.