That is horrifying.

Ghostwritten by Paula Deen

A slave who smiles at his child or looks happily at a blue sky is a different thing from “the only thing that put a smile on Hercules’ face was when Lady Washington walked into the kitchen” (approximate quote). The book shows slaves taking pleasure in their masters’ happiness as if that was their purpose in life. It’s…

The Defenders is where all of the Netflix based superheroes will team up.

I am going to admit it. I do not know how to speak Spanish. =P

Anyone who accidentally shoots a person shouldn’t be a police officer.

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

Seriously. Behind Closed Ovens, Millihelen, and Mark Shrayber are always my top interests.

It’s standard protocol to take to hospital any fighter that’s been knocked out. So, this is not a case of “ZOMG! Rousey hospitalized!!!”

Has anyone ever (ACCIDENTALLY) had this happen with a relative (BY ACCIDENT) and never forgotten the shame and horror of turning your head at the wrong moment and kissing your gross uncle on the mouth (OH MY GOD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT).

Is this part of their benefits package? Is this something I could get in writing from them? Do they have remote employees outside of Utah? Just asking for a friend.

I LIVED in Manhattan for a about a year, and I once burst into tears because I was wandering about in a snow storm trying to find my way back to my apartment and couldn’t get a cab or figure out my exact location. Some parts of the city are nicely labeled and easy to figure out. Some are really, really not.

As long as LaGuardia still exists, JFK ranks as second. But this incident makes them a real contender!

I have so many questions about this. I’ve lived in New York for over a decade, and I still have to take a minute and run through how to get to JFK on public transportation. How did he make it out there? Did he have the $60 for a cab? If so, couldn’t have he just hopped in and asked for a police station, since he knew…

So, I chose to be a parent, and everyone else should sacrifice their needs in order to accommodate my parenting preferences? I don’t think so...

“If no one has babies, society will cease to exist, so maybe give moms who are forward thinking enough to attend a “Woman Empowerment” seminar a bit of fucking slack and compassion.”

To be fair, society (and the species) will cease to exist no matter what. Just a matter of when.

I don’t think it’s about kids staying in their homes, I think it’s more that 1. babies can’t effectively communicate in any way other than crying and 2. something like a seminar requires being able to hear the speaker, which a crying baby can interrupt. I don’t even have a problem with babies at restaurants, but I…

People organizing a party or event have a right to say who can be there. Full stop.

Watching someone else play video games is the actual 9th circle of hell.