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I think she means the editor records the interview and then cleans it up for grammar and readability and then asks the celeb to clarify anything they said that has multiple interpretations. If you’ve ever read a direct transcript of a spoken conversation its so annoying read you can’t get through it.

I’m Bipolar and I dumped 2 shitty friends for absolutely valid reasons. It was a couple of years ago and I’ve no regrets. In fact, cutting them out of my life was a smart decision when it came to my emotional well-being.

I tried to explain these numbers to my parents and they laughed it off.

“Excuse me sir, yes, before you assault me could you wait one moment? I need to strap on my GoPro. One sec, one sec.....sorry the strap is fiddly...”

And it’s a sad world when the words “stop shooting us” are seen as an attack on anyone.

That is horrifying.

Ghostwritten by Paula Deen

A slave who smiles at his child or looks happily at a blue sky is a different thing from “the only thing that put a smile on Hercules’ face was when Lady Washington walked into the kitchen” (approximate quote). The book shows slaves taking pleasure in their masters’ happiness as if that was their purpose in life. It’s

The Defenders is where all of the Netflix based superheroes will team up.

I am going to admit it. I do not know how to speak Spanish. =P

Anyone who accidentally shoots a person shouldn’t be a police officer.

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

Seriously. Behind Closed Ovens, Millihelen, and Mark Shrayber are always my top interests.

It’s standard protocol to take to hospital any fighter that’s been knocked out. So, this is not a case of “ZOMG! Rousey hospitalized!!!”

Has anyone ever (ACCIDENTALLY) had this happen with a relative (BY ACCIDENT) and never forgotten the shame and horror of turning your head at the wrong moment and kissing your gross uncle on the mouth (OH MY GOD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT).

Is this part of their benefits package? Is this something I could get in writing from them? Do they have remote employees outside of Utah? Just asking for a friend.

I LIVED in Manhattan for a about a year, and I once burst into tears because I was wandering about in a snow storm trying to find my way back to my apartment and couldn’t get a cab or figure out my exact location. Some parts of the city are nicely labeled and easy to figure out. Some are really, really not.

I have so many questions about this. I’ve lived in New York for over a decade, and I still have to take a minute and run through how to get to JFK on public transportation. How did he make it out there? Did he have the $60 for a cab? If so, couldn’t have he just hopped in and asked for a police station, since he knew

Watching someone else play video games is the actual 9th circle of hell.