...as long as they know their place.

The game is "Axis and Allies" and the rules are extremely difficult to explain. Sufficed to say, Mo'Nique played as the British and tried to go straight for the North Africa victory but obviously didn't count on Rommel.

I live to serve.

It helps that I grew up in the south where, as everyone knows, "bless your heart!" usually translates to "fuck you, bitch"

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

So it's....D2: The Mighty Ducks but....singing?

The plot looks objectively terrible.

The only calming down a woman does is the brief quiet before the storm that follows being told to calm down and precedes her verbally tearing someone to pieces.

The eye roll at "might do a little time" is making me LIVE.

I have so many FEELINGS about this. Man.

Rihanna is the best pop star of all time.

AHHHHHH IM DEAD

She does get a pretty significant subplot in the finale movie. She wants to go to the black university her dad and grandmother went to so she doesn't have to feel like the token black kid all the time. Her parents are pressuring her to go to an ivy. She's so used to being perfect and pleasing that she can't stand…

I dress like Jane now. Shorts with tights and boots, all the rage among Mommies who want to look like they haven't let go of the glory days of managing a Hot Topic.

So wait, you're a-OK with the story about the lady with a skin condition that the letter writer took FOUR PARAGRAPHS talking about how LOW CLASS (NO MOUNTAIN DEW OMG) and DISGUSTING they were before actually telling us why they were jerks, but not OK with the story that portrays wealthy (gotta be wealthy to…

Is Indiana part of the Mid-West? I had to work with four engineers from Japan for a week in Indiana.

Wow... Did he... Did he actually listen to you and stop? I'm not sure what to say. I don't think I've ever seen something like that happen... You could make a ton of money with your magical troll destroying powers!

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

See now. This is why all the posturing in the world about better journalism standards is a huge pile of steaming bullshit.

If you want more female driven games become designers and make them they say. Be a female game developer and they'll spend their time threatening to kill you.