So, we’ve had Media gussied up as Lucy, Marilyn and now Bowie. Who’s next? I’m demanding an Alyssa-Edwards-esque take on Joan Crawford. Gillian Anderson looks to be having the time of her life playing something that is *clearly* the most powerful of the Gods, both old and new.

Slovenian pastries? Bring on the Prekmurska Gibanica!!

I wonder if these twats are the same nipple-lickers who boasted about creating a Star Trek fansite and roleplaying game where gay people had been “destroyed thanks to genetic engineering” - aka, eradicated during Khan’s era?

*spits acid at the screen*

1. Can someone get that skeletal freak a burger or just inject fat into her? That’s what “clean living” looks like in 20 years, gurls.

It’s too...clean-looking. Blade Runner looked like a civilisation on the verge of dying, whilst this is too stylised. Plus, ew to the daylight.

Brogue?

You kinky little filthster!

I bet she’s a fan of Anne McCaffrey, another one of those god-awful “romance-posing-as-science-fiction” authors. We should ask Stephanie what her thoughts are on tentpegs.

My sister said once that she would have poker-whipped that wee shit’s face until she stopped twitching. Then again, my sister also called Laurie the world’s creepiest stalker.

Oh honey. She could be into an Eiffel Tower, all that kinky shit.

Na, Trader Joes. But with nicer-smelling customers.

To be honest, I found the church slaughter one of the most entertaining and giggle-inducing parts of the film.

Ah, you can spot the Yanks in the comments a mile away. *pets*

Christ, I remember the wankery about Trainspotting. The film didn’t do anything - anything - to glamourise drug use. In fact, it had an opposite effect on people who watched it, who understood what it was about. The only real effect it had was on making decent club soundtracks for films supposedly aimed at young…

Just why in the hell hasn’t there been a film made of this?

You won’t believe me when I say this, but if Michelle Gomez was given a chance to play really psychotic, she would have done so already. Blame Moffat for not giving her a chance to really go full-on loopy. After all, Missy was close but no Sue White...

I loved this scene so much...

If this is another “aliens kill humans!!!” fuckfest, then ugh. Just, ugh.

Here’s a question - how long does it take a human body to decompose, especially in humid environments?