I agree that Wing was a crap character. I wanted to see more of Joy Meachum, to be honest. In fact, the two Meachum siblings were - for me at least - one of the better parts of the story. That and, of course, the glitteringly vicious Madame Gao. I’d watch a show about Gao without hesitation.

I always thought the Ferengi were stereotypes of Americans. Know the price of everything, but not the value.

We get it, Kathy - you don’t like the show. We understand and we wish you’d find some other tin shield to beat your stick against. Christ on a dildo, you are bloody monotonous in your whining.

Sweetie, it’s RuPaul in an eyepatch!

God, I love Rachel Bloom. The songs on Crazy Ex Girlfriend are hilarious. And, sometimes, the cast singing them is brilliant...

That’s a very small towel.

Goddamn, give me Media!

Ugh, yes. I despise that sort of thinking. I always think of those harpies (frequently blonde-haired and dressed in a nasty shift dress) warbling “But some of my best friends are gay!” No, honey, we’re not your friends. We just like fucking your husbands.

Perhaps she was exposed to sunlight and she didn’t have the SPF on?

Look, all I’m saying is that I’m willing to ignore the crappy acting as long as they have one hot-and-sweaty sex scene between Mr Andrews and Mr Jones. And I am not talking about their boring sons.

Honey, it is several shades of batshit cray-cray. You need to get a big bowl of popcorn, stream thee some Netflix and watch without going “Wuuuuht?” every ten minutes or so.

I bet Sabrina will be a stereotypical goth. Super-hot with boobs popping out from a Hot Topic corset and the *worst* eyeshadow seen on a woman since Bianca Del Rio, but still a “goth”.

A trick my stepfather taught me - if you have a tumbler lock for your front door and your key’s sticking when you put the key in, take a can of WD-40, attach the wee red straw and spritz liberally into the keyhole. Leave for an hour or so. Whilst you’re waiting, spray some WD-40 onto your key and use to clean off…

I love Broadbent. He just comes across as so damned cuddly!

Oh, I’d hate fuck him.

So he had a Willy Wonka theme party. What’s your beef, Hannah?

D’you know what I thought when I read about this? Two things: 1. Oh, no, not again and 2. who’s going to get the blame, the Church or the mothers?

Wow. That wasn’t patronising at all, was it?

Well, the Kardashian and Kendall trollops got this far, so it must be easier than we think.

*snigger* Gaylord. *sniggers*