Well, ACTUALLY, since Skydome is oriented with CF to the North, a home run ball would have to travel to either Alaska or Florida to land in the next state.

Sorry, but ACTUALLY the field exits North. If it exits from centre or right field it would land in Quebec and out of left it would be landing in the next territory, Nunavut. Sorry again. Let me hold the door for you on the way out.

Well, ACTUALLY, it’s more likely a ball would carry over Lake Ontario to Buffalo or Rochester. So that is technically the next state.

They’re too polite.

Not to mention the truly excellent THUNK of the ball landing in the next state.

I’m impressed that Dubas has pulled the trigger on these moves without a Marner deal. Everyone thought that would have to be step one of the offseason but he’s allowed it to not dictate what the team does.

Well said. Naz was a dirtbag but, dammit, he was our dirtbag.

Now we just need the teams to somehow conspire to get Marner and Rantanen signed for a reasonable amount. 

Good analysis Barry (as always)!

The Leafs, though, desperately need and are going to adore Barrie.

I have to be honest, I’m constantly kind of baffled about how thinskinned Deadspin seems to be about any kind of critical writing about the USWNT, no matter how minor. I mean read this newsitem on the BBC, where it was a minor thing and Neville essentially said, as he did here, that he just thought it was bad manners.

How in the hell do you know what the scoreboard advertisement designer had meant to do from the context of this photo?

Correct. But this was not what they were trying to do.

also of note: sajak is a huge racist and welles is from wisconsin

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This reminds me of the time I interrupted my first meal with a second meal.

Me: *clicks on headline*
Me: *Ctrl-F*
Me: *searches father’s name*
Me: *searches father’s email address*
Me: *breathes a small sigh of relief*

Have people really not figured out how to remove the “Sent from [phone/email service]” from their email signature? It’s 20-fucking-19 people, get with it.

What you do for a brain is scary

I deeply disagree with a numerous assertions in this article, but I also realize that it is a matter of perspective and there’s a lot we won’t know until the game happens on Friday. However, I will state that for me, based on what we’ve seen in the games so far as well as other results from this year, this match will…