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This is especially effective as a troll job because of who wrote it.

You are no Ray Ratto.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Board Man Gets Plane.

Did he attend a Blue Jays home game, which would prove he’s staying, or did he catch an Angels road game, which proves he’s going?

Best part of this:

Yawn. Let me know when there’s a photo of him smiling at the Zanzibar Tavern. THEN he stay.

That school stuff is weird.

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

The joke about him not being “one of the Subbans” was top shelf material.

How do you write about NHL awards and not include the highlight of the night, Barkov’s quip about Florida fans?

Mental illness is touching my life right now and as an old-ish, semi red ass kind of guy, it’s been difficult for me to get my mind around. As I’ve been struggling with how to help and what all this means, seeing these kinds of testimonies has been important in helping me reframe my understanding of what it means to

Keenan lives in Tampa. At least we got roasted by one of our own. 

“I’m not ashamed to say I’m mentally ill,” Lehner said, “but that doesn’t mean mentally weak.”

No matter how much SNL has sucked during the Keenan years, he was always good.

I guess I’m in the minority. Not a Ducks fan and get that he’s an asshole but I always got a kick out of watching him play. 

Showing your identification “in a very threatening kind of way”is in the same distant cop excuse family as “I thought that 8-year-old’s juice box was a gun, so I fired first.”

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