He looks like a fucking toddler about to cry.  The most fucking pathetic individual to ever hold the office.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

Typical MSM liberal bias. It’s obvious that they were chanting “Lock HER up” and now trump will go after AOC, Hillary, Ilhan, Kamala, Warren, or whatever woman they are told to hate by the tv. 

Because without that penalty, the game would devolve into a hackfest anytime the ball got anywhere near the goal.

I can totally see Coleen retiring to DC like her husband and helping a third-tier organization solve its leak problem.

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

“I have never thought that thing I said” is pretty impressive by the admittedly already high standard of bullshit to say in insincere apologies. 

Sure it wasn’t Shoresy, titfucker? 

he only did it because adam lowry’s stupid mom forgot to bring the orange slices....AGAIN

Though not the saddest Natalie Wood story.

Well at least now we know what happened to Natalie Wood.

This is what happens when you have no veteran leadership in the clubhouse. Baseball is going to hell because all these young players are out here having fun and appreciating one another’s play. It’s disgusting.

Vladito’s tip of the hat and Hays tipping back was pretty cool too. 

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

It’s never a bad thing to have a conversation about your career with people you trust, but sometimes you get a bit more clarity when it’s mono y mono.

Just thank you, thank you.  More articles like this, please.  Maybe Jets fans won’t be so arrogant now.