What a niche joke...damn impressive LOL

Watching Bo, Vlad, & all the young guys has made what was supposed to be a dreary season a pretty entertaining one. 

I was with you until trading Nylander. That contract will prove to be a godsend in a year or two.

Can't lie, this made me a little chest-thumpy...

Luciano Elvis compared him to Joey Bats, & someone tweeted this. We’re all a bit excited about him up here.

This is a really strange piece. Did you guys get a letter from Bauer’s attorney recently or something...?

I watched the post-match video the other day when you posted it, thinking how terrible it was but never thinking he'd actually die. I don't know why, it was - obviously - always a possibility. I assumed at worst he'd be forced to retire. Jesus Christ. How bloody sad :(

He loves tweeting/instagramming platitudes & such so if you’re not used to it you could totally misread him. He’s an interesting follow & since I’m both a Jays & Stro fan I love it, but if you’re not a fan you’ll HATE it. He’s...a lot.

I've been trying to get #RusstoRaps trending on Twitter but so far no go...

“I don’t think anyone truly believes that we disrespect the game or disrespect our opponents.”

I legitimately can’t believe no Canadians have corrected you yet... lol

I am thrilled with this trade & with Dubas’s moves the past couple of days, but I’ve been a Kadri fan from the beginning & this breaks my heart, even though, again, I love this trade. It’s damn near perfect for everyone involved. But I’ll miss Naz. Also, in keeping with Toronto tradition, Nazem Kadri & the Colorado…

So both the Jets, and according to that linked article, the Islanders lost out here? What a nice day this has been.

“A quick glance at the replay will likely make you breathe a sigh of relief that Pillar was able to get out of the play without any semblance of an injury.”

Hard to read this post through all the tears.

Because of Plant Guy one of my tweets ended up in one of those Twitter Moments and I've never achieved anything greater in my life except maybe being blocked by David Staples so I'm too famous for Deadspin now. Have a nice life, plebs.

We the forest. Because plants, I guess. LOL

Better than porn.

He is a Habs fan. He has more Cups than ANYbody.