the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

What was I doing in your office bathroom mirror?

Don’t feel bad for the Raptors - they could give less a fuck who they beat on the way to a title.

“If he doesn’t, and the Raptors win, do they get the asterisk for beating the Warriors without Durant, or do the Warriors get asterisks for titles they won with him?”

yeah man, either shit or get off the wheelchair!

It’s MOOPS!

“Yankees Fan Righteously Insecure Post Perfectly Illustrates Why We Hate Yankees Fans”

go back to the moors, jackass

What is this, Germany?

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

Nothing like browsing channels and inadvertently stumbling upon a mighty dong. 

> Lowry crushed the woman in the chair behind the one he crashed into while chasing the ball and didn’t appear to make any effort to soften the blow. 

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

I’ve been fortunate enough to know some very rich people, even related to a couple. The vast majority have very restrained tastes. They have couches and clothes just like everyone, but the material, fit, & quality is way better than what you get at Target or Lay-z-boy. It looks similar, but a closer look or a touch…

I'm thinking something with a more Capt Crunch aesthetic.

I was told this material would not be on the test today.

Marx once wrote that history repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce.

So, at his next rally he’ll be wearing a sash and a bunch of medals, right?

Good god I love Kawhi so goddamn much.

Gregg Popovich asking Kawhi about his injury: