The fact that the woman may have sent him intimate images of herself, or that they may have slept together previously in no way, shape, or form does anything to bolster his defense. Her claim was that he was drunk, stormed into the hotel room, and forcibly have sex with her. She never said anything like “I don’t…

In conclusion, Milwaukee is a land of contrasts.

Do you find something comicable about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?

Should I therefore be made fun of??

Someone should embiggen that vehicle, even though it is still a perfectly cromulent way to get around.

I need him to do this to Drake.

He might want to freeze some semen before game 2, because Draymond and his foot are coming for his fertility.

With Green explicitly acknowledging him as a Guy, Siakam may want to take steps to protecting that Guyhood in Game 2...

The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down.

LOL who gives a fuck

Shut the fuck up. 

Not to be a downer, but all that means nothing, so I hope we all don’t just use that as “well, story’s over”. The girl who died at the Blue Jackets game (which led to the introduction of netting in the NHL) was up and about right after being hit before she died 2 days after being hit.

A high quality Dead Letter. Kudos to you, sir.

RIP your inbox, Lauren.

Hell, I haven’t even set foot in Florida before!

I remember some kid in the 90's telling me that they chose the name Raptors because the first Velociraptor skeleton was discovered near Toronto. This is something I’ve believed to be the truth for 25 years.

Whatever, the fact of the matter is that no Raptors = no Raptors mascot = no inflatable Raptors mascot pratfalls, and no one in their right mind wants to live in a world where this never happened: