The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

He died doing what he loved: experiencing hypothermia and pulmonary edema, confused, unable to breathe, feeling his pulse plummeting, and falling down in a place where his body may never be recovered. But on the other hand, he did put a lot of other people’s lives at risk in the process. So there’s that. 

Fixed it. Now all I have to do is kill you and then no one will learn of my error. (In case you are wondering- yes, I am tenting my fingers)

This American is rooting for you! I'm currently camping in Ontario and it's great to see the enthusiasm,  especially since all the Detroit teams are currently sucking. Go Raps!

True ecstatic delirium: Being unsure whether you’re clothed or not.

Don’t forget we still have Bo Bichette on the IL in triple-A. If he comes up this year (and he probably will) the sparks will really fly.

Amen. My wife is quitting her job in two weeks and this is exactly the sentiment we’re sharing. She’s got the chance to do something she wants to do and refuses to let it pass.

I’m in Toronto and that hasn’t been my impression. I think most fans are realists who believe that it’s possible for the Raps to win the title but that it’s not very likely.

you know, the cropped presentation of the padres logo is just a little... off. 

“Killer B-Boy.” If that doesn’t become his nickname, I will bee very disappointed.

Yes, Drake, the Jewish-black rapper from Toronto, is really looking forward to posing with Trump. Fuck off back to whatever shithole in the U.S. you crawled out of.

The Raptors have been the most consistently good non-LeBron team in the East for 5-6 seasons running and traded almost nothing of value this season. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

This makes me so happy. How dare you. 

Fucking Zaza.

If you live in Toronto, then you already believe the lie. I’m here right now and it’s all everyone is talking about.

He stay

The Raps don’t need to win. They just require two wins in the series to help Kawhi decide he’ll have more future success in Toronto than LA. Couple that with the Max Contract and he’ll stay in Toronto.

Thank you for finally taking up the mantle and writing about the coming series. Wish there was an article for last nights game. Damn. That’s lazy work from someone. Maybe everyone.

Back in 2017, Kawhi was almost single-handedly destroying the Warriors in Game 1 of the WCF...and then he got hurt (incidentally, his last ‘real’ game as a Spur). I’m not saying SA would’ve won that series, but Golden State simply couldn’t contain him. Kawhi might be gimpy this time around, but this GS team has very…

What if he was snarking in the Kinja greys?